How to Work Remote From a Drum Set

April 13, 2024

Let headphones tie skullbone to bass. Stabilize your throne. Now pedal sandals hinged to the hardwood. Cradle imagined unbreakable hickory, or pad-tap the desk, the thighs, the keyboard’s support. Neck-bounce chin toward the bassist. Wrist the high hat instead of the mouse. Crash with buddies who bookend the dependable ride. Every so often tap a key to keep getting paid.